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I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye  (via thatkindofwoman)

Fan screaming “Sit on my face” to Lana Del Rey

stunningpicture:

Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

validx2:

Drake season bouta have everybody feeling like fuck my ex or we can still make this shit work 

airtrafficcontroller:

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

majesdanes:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

trinity4455:

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

Is no one going to talk about how many nipples are on that cow and why the hell it has horns?

the-absolute-best-gifs:

whoa I never noticed that before

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree